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www.how-2-reach-blake.com · [2G]
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*** FLIP PHONE MODE ***

CALL BLAKE ON HIS FLIP!

blake's off the grid... mostly. dial him like it's 1999.

Warren Buffett holding up a flip phone
warren gets it
A caracal holding a pink flip phone to its ear
big floppa approves
A senator using a flip phone
senate certified
Dolly Parton on a flip phone
im just like dolly

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www.how-2-reach-blake.com · [5G]
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*** SMARTPHONE MODE ***

TEXT BLAKE ON HIS IPHONE!

send him a blue bubble. he'll get to it. eventually.

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blake ✉
yo blake u free sat?
blake??
A cat staring blankly
4 days later
text blake...
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